Do I get two for flinching? This is your last chance. But when the smell hit the crowd, that's when Lardass' plan really started to work. Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Yeah, maybe you're right. I'm in the prime of my youth and I'll only be young once! Vern: Come on you guys. [to Vern] You gonna flip, or not? Vern overheard his older brother say that Ray went to explore the nearby railroad tracks and was struck by a train. A genuine crowd-pleaser, this heartfelt movie led director Rob Reiner to even greater success with his next film, The Princess Bride. [Gordie starts running] You! Chopper will be here. Teddy: Look, you guys can go around if you want to. Not if Chopper's there. All those stories that you can make up, and He said, "This is what we got for you kid, try not to lose it." I guess a more experienced shopper could have gotten more for your seven cents. Vern: I'm not going alone. He can be very sheepish and anixous and normally takes the back seat in the group. : Nobody ranks on my old man. Jesus, does anyone? 2023. Friends come in and out of your life like busboys in a restaurant. It's stupid. What are you doing there?! Is it me, or are you the world's biggest pussy? Vern Billy Tessio: I've been seeing her for over a month now and all she'll let me do is feel her tits. No question about it. Chris Vern Tessio Kiefer Sutherland Ace Merrill Casey Siemaszko Billy Tessio John Cusack Denny Lachance Gary Riley Charlie Hogan Rob Reiner Director Stephen King Writer Raynold Gideon Producer, Writer Bruce A. Evans Producer, Writer Andrew Scheinman Producer Jack Nitzsche Original Music Thomas Del Ruth Cinematographer Robert Leighton Film Editing . Chris: Your garbage cans are empty and your dog's pregnant. Vern Kiefer Sutherland. COME BACK HERE, GODDAMMIT! Vern attracts a lot of bullies but knows how to deflect them as much as possible with comedy. Teddy often picks on him Vern throughout the movie. Vern Eyeball: Bet you two thousands bucks, they don't. This, as we know, upsets him because he's a good kid and he wants to go to school and learn. Run! Jerry O' Connell is Vern Tessio, an overly-enthusiastic youngster who is often the butt of the other boys' jokes. No sh*t. she looks like a Thanksgiving turkey. Vern Yeah. A sleeper hit when released in 1986, Stand by Me is based on Stephen King's novella "The Body" (from the book Different Seasons); but it's more about the joys and pains of boyhood friendship than a morbid fascination with corpses. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Teddy Teddy You might even write about us guys if you ever get hard up for material. The Lost Boys 1987, Alejandra. Home; About; Gallery; Blog; Shop; Contact; My Account; Resources Include crossovers; Exclude crossovers; Show only crossovers; Completion Status. Paladin, Paladin where do you roam? Everyone knew I took it. Do you think that anyone would've believed it? Teddy: Sh*t, this wasn't my idea, it was Vern's idea! Gordie: RUN, VERN! : 22. He also has horrible friends. I think we can get some stuff there. Move your ass, man! Just ahead of him, two men got into an argument; one of them pulled a knife. Teddy: Boy, you don't know nothing. Hollywood Legends . Teddy: Oh, well, this is great! Oh, great! You use your left hand or your right hand for that? "Have gun will travel" reads the card of a man. Chris: And do you think that that b*tch would have dared try something like that if it had been one of those douchebags from up on the view, if they had taken the money? Kiss my ass, Choppy, kiss my ass! I told you we should of stuck to the tracks. [the boys sit down to count their money] Okay, I got $1.02. No way man. It was brown and it had dots on it. Teddy And lastly we have Teddy. When businessman Vern Tessio received an order for one of his products from the USA, he knew it could take weeks to arrive. Too cool. How 'bout another double-golden-oldie-twin-spin-sound-sandwich from K-L-A-M in Portland? : You brought the comb! Vern Teddy: You call my dad a loony again, and I'll kill you. Lardass! Mayor Grundy The Donnelley twins barfed on each other, and the Women's Auxiliary barfed all over the Benevolent Order of Antelopes. Four Kids. whenever i'm down he'll always cheer me up in ways jo one else could. Oh, God. Vern: You think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman? Go, Vern! : Chris: You wanna be the Lone Ranger or the Cisco Kid? I wasn't. During the Media Crackdown, he and his friends went to Antelope, Oregon, and met Reverendburn. No shit. Vern: I guess you're right. If he had one. Nothing like a smoke after a meal. Vern "Hey, hey, hey! : Vern: Great! : Chris: You're gonna be a great writer someday, Gordie. Web. : Vern: Like Charlie Hogan's brother. Listen, I got ten ridin' on you myself, Billy-boy. : Vern Tessio is the friendliest one out of the bunch, a bit nave and very trusting. Teddy: YOU SON OF A B*TCH! It's baby stuff! Gordie [Vern hands Gordie his money; he looks at Vern in disbelief] Seven cents, Vern? Your. Gordie: Sorry, Vern. What a wet end you are, Lachance! [laughs]. Chris Teddy: Yeah, by the time we get there, the kid won't even be dead anymore. Vern: Geez, Gordie, why couldn't you have gotten breakfast stuff like twinkies, Pez and root beer? We go across here, we could get to the same place in ten minutes. That's easy-Pez. I wasn't. , Even Vern knew it, I think. You don't even have any hair! [Lardass finishes his third pie] : Gordie: Mickey is a mouse, Donald is a duck, Pluto is a dog. [Chris and Teddy hand Gordie their money] 68 cents from Chris. See you in school. He's definitely a dog. [gets Vern on his feet as the train starts to come onto the bridge] MOVE IT! What the hell is Goofy? Then you won't mind if we check the seat of your jockies for Hershey squirts, will you? [they continue walking along; Gordie suddenly hears a distant sound and looks back the way they came; he then feels the tracks again, and as he does so, he hears a chugging sound; he looks back in the opposite direction again and sees black smoke coming up from the trees; realizing a train is coming, Gordie stands up to alert the others] TRAAAAIN!!! What are you, crazy? "Stand by Me Quotes." That's weird. It was grand. Vern: Any of you guys know when the next train is due? The Writer: [voiceover] I was twelve going on thirteen first time I saw a dead human being. He drives a car and wears a hat. Teddy: Stand back, men! Chris Gordie: the main guy of the story is a fat kid that nobody likes named Davie Hogan. Vern "I'm never gonna get out of this town, am I, Gordie?" Chris Chambers. Sound about right to you, Gordie? Chris: Suck my fat one? : The women in the audience screamed. Gordie: Okay, odd man goes? What am I supposed to do, think of everything? Who cares? Chris: [to Teddy] Move it, man! Ace: Why, don't you two just shut the f*** up? : Vern: Why not? Wagon Train's a really cool show, but did you notice they never get anywhere? Chris Vern So let's just say that I stole the milk money, but Old Lady Simmons stole it back from me. Chris - Ace: What are you gonna do? He weighs close to one-eighty. Vern Tessio is a main character in Stand By Me. Well, I don't know about any Hyboid Glands, but what a blimp! Finding new and preferably ways to degrade a friend's mother, was always held in high regard. : I'm not going back. Gordie: Sorry, Vern. Gordie I'm sure she had her eye on that skirt for a long time. Gordie: Hey, Vern, looks like your mom's been out driving again. : Like sleeping with a girl for the first time. : His death lead to an older Gordie at . we both have dark brown hair, brown eyes and we're b. Teddy Now come on, flip again. I grow up. [Chris and Teddy turn around just in time to see a train coming around the corner from the opposite end of the bridge], Vern: Oh, sh*t! Vern is frequently shown to be timid and anxious, but is always willing to stick with his friends, even in the face of danger. Gordie Vern Tessio: If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? Chris: We could go down to the Route 136 bridge. He charges at Teddy, takes him down. [singing and walking] Vern's gonna die! Vern Join Facebook to connect with Vern Tessio and others you may know. There's no way anybody could know that much about opera! Teddy: I am acting my age. Technical Specs. Why not? Vern Tessio from Stand By Me So let's just say that I stole the milk money, but Old Lady Simmons stole it back from me. Official Sites The Shawshank Redemption has produced some of the best quotes to come from the film and they've only added to how great and poetic the film truly is. : To them, Gordie does nothing important. On the way, Gordie Lachance (Wil Wheaton), Vern Tessio . : You could cook your dick. What? Vern asks if they want to see a dead body. What did you bring a comb for? Set in the 1950s, the movie indulges an overabundance of anachronistic profanity and a kind of idealistic, golden-toned nostalgia (it's told in flashback as a story written by Wheaton's character as an adult, played by Richard Dreyfuss). Done! Pez. Chris: Maybe. --Jeff Shannon, https://www.quotes.net/movies/stand_by_me_10865, https://www.quotes.net/movies/stand_by_me_quotes_10865. I mean, you knew I took it. Suddenly, Lardass opened his mouth, and before Bill Travis knew it Gordie I was the stupid one for even trying to give it back. What the hell is Goofy? Vern: Hey, I'm kinda hungry. Run, man! There's no doubt about it. Gordie: Yeah, I've been noticing lately that the "A"and the "E" are starting to bend around the sides. Teddy: Goofy's a dog. He is the most eccentric one of the group with a hearing aid and huge . : (Billy is also a member of the teenage gang that plagues the boys later.) Gordie: Maybe it shouldn't be a good time. Teddy: I'm sorry if I'm spoiling everybody's good time. Gordie: Wagon Train's a really cool show, but have you ever noticed they don't really get anywhere? Hey, hey, hey! I brought the comb! Hands behind your backs, gentlemen! [hesitates] : You're Teddy Duchamp. The story takes place during the summer of 1960 in the fictional town of Castle Rock, Maine.After a boy disappears and is presumed dead, twelve-year-old Gordie LaChance and his three friends set out to find his body along . : [the contestants bury their faces and begin eating. Vern Vern Tessio Stand by Me is filled with complications for each of the boys. Mayor Grundy You brought the comb! Gordie Vern GET UP! [begins to cry] I just never thought a teacher Oh, who gives a f*** anyway? A fat lady barfed in her purse. You're Lachance. Adventure Stand By Me Chris Chambers Gordie Lachance Vern Tessio Teddy Duchamp My dear brother. Gordie: Sure, you only outweigh him by 500 pounds, fat-ass! Also, everyone in the audience who is a. Vern Vern: You think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman? . Although I hadn't seen him in more than ten years, I know I'll miss him, - Chris: I'm never gonna get out of this. Chris asks the boys if they sit at a separate table to you and Chris. Billy told me they was flippin' for beers, and they came up with a goocher before they got into the car. : Chris: Oh, come on, Vern. Then: Siemaszko was Billy Tessio, older brother to Vern and the brightest of Ace's dimwitted lackeys. Teddy: That's you, Gordie, odd as a cod. Hey, Lardass! And then, your mother goes around the corner and she licks it up! How did Vern tessio die. Milo: Don't you call me that, you little tin weasel. : Vern is a protagonist of insecurities, and somewhat childish characteristics. They are afflicted with a bad name, Vern being the brother of a member of Ace Merrill's gang and Teddy being the son of a "loony", but neither of them actually struggle to break free from those prejudices. He is likely the least troubled of the boys though he is frequently teased by the rest of the group. They ain't never gonna find him. : Billy Tessio: Hey, Eyeball's right, Charlie. He can't be a dog. And now, the one you've all been waiting for, the four-time champion, our own, Bill Travis! I know all you guys and all your fathers are gonna get a call from me. [to Vern] Why didn't you bring something?! : What are we supposed to do, eat our feet? Just maybe. Eyeball: Would you hold still? Gordie Come back here, you hear me?! Teddy : Oh, great! Chris: Oh wait, it is. : Chris Chambers/Teddy Duchamp/Gordie LaChance/Vern Tessio (1) Exclude Additional Tags Comfort (1) Polyamory (1) Abuse (1) Monogamy (1) Feelings Realization (1) Other tags to exclude More Options Crossovers. Teddy: Look, you guys can go around if you want. Chris: Yeah, but you're gonna be stupid for the rest of your life. We can fill up at the well, my dad said it's a safe spot. Teddy Vern: Yeah, but if a train comes, there's nowheres to go. Teddy: This is my age. Gordie: He hates me. He has a normal family and is bullied by his older brother. He went on to college and eventually became a lawyer. [group chuckles] Teddy : What? : Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings; Eyeball Chambers/Original Character(s) Eyeball Chambers/Ace Merrill; Denny Lachance/Original Female Character(s) You wish. One night while entering the line at a fast food restaurant, two men got into a fight. Do you think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman? : Gordie And all your fathers are gonna get a call from me, except for the loony up in Togus. RUN, GORDIE! Corey Feldman. You don't even have any hair! A knight without armor in a savage land. That's really bad. Vern Tessio is the quaternary character of the 1986 drama Stand by Me. Chris He has a brother, Billy in the opposing group. Teddy: All right, Chambers, you just signed your own death warrant. I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. [crawls as fast as he can]. Vern Charlie Hogan: I bet you a thousand bucks, they'll find him before then. , Teddy: Oh, great, you brought the comb! Teddy Kid brother to Eyeball Chambers. There's no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy. Go on, Gordie. Chris What's Goofy? We go across here we can get to the same place in 10 minutes. he was covered with five pies worth of used blueberries. You made your way towards Vern and waved. Like Twinkies and Pez and Root Beer? Chris Vern "I don't feel guilt, but I just want to say, I'm sorry I wasn't there for you more." "You were 11," Wheaton replied. B-but you flinched! Vern Come over here! And you know this one time Chris You walk five miles down the river, you gotta walk five miles back. Milo: You come on and try it, you slimy bastard. : Why were Rays feet bare. Teddy knew I took it. Chris Chambers *~ You two are walking down with the other boys to the diner. Oh, Gordie just screwed the pooch! Vern Because Vern had been eavesdropping under the front of the house. I heard that Vern Tessio likes you and wants to ask you out." Your best friend giggled and pointed towards one of the nerds. "How could you have possibly known? [Getting angry] | : : , You're Teddy Duchamp. Thus, a kid, who had illegally scaled the junkyard fence, might hear the dread cry, "Chopper, sic balls." Gordie He's definitely a dog. [Vern is fed up. : During there he wanted to stay in a . : Stop it stop it. Cherry flavor Pez. Hey, you kid! : I'LL SIC MY DOG ON YOU! Teddy: Gordie, go and get the provisions, you morphadite! Superman's a real guy. Did anybody bring anything? 1980s Films. Vern The fat kid whose older brother Billy is one of the original discoverers of the body. Gordie I saw the other day, he was carrying 5 elephants in one hand. Vern: Why not? Billy Tessio: Hey, what's the big deal? The Writer: [voiceover] As time went on we saw less and less of Teddy and Vern until eventually they became just two more faces in the halls. Teddy: Oh, great! Superman's a real guy. : Teddy I brought the comb! : Let's get moving. Donelley Twin You're just a kid, Gordie Chris: I wish the hell I was your dad. [The four boys flip their coins, and all have landed tails up]. And begins fighting him]. But only if you measure in terms of years. A knight without armor in a savage land . [to the others]

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